My Digital Trashcan

You know you wanna Ask   Submit~   Don't mind me! I'm just running an amateur multifandom blog, with some random fanart thrown in. Which are found under the artscraps tag. I'm not fancy enough to make a link for it. In truth I'm just horrible with computers so I don't know how to do all that fancy cool stuff :,(

caracalfeathers:

Marzipan Smaug atop a treasure of golden sprinkles and rich chocolate souffle.  As fun to eat as he was to make!

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reminder that this has Hugo Weaving removing a Hugo Weaving mask to reveal Hugo Weaving wearing a mask which is actually supposed to be his real face

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus:the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
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ckeichan:

STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA

ckeichan:

STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA

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whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

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fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

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capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

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deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

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fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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